Thursday, February 28, 2013

Wait! I Thought We Were Told This Was a Bad Idea..... 


I was under the impression, mainly from the cacophony of deriding comments from the nattering naybobs of negativity that "know better" that the suggestions of placing armed teachers in a school was lunacy.  Recall how Wayne LaPiere, the NRA spokesman, was ridculed, derided, browbeaten and well, otherwise pooh poohed on the subject

Well, the time, they are a changing.  In Michigan a local Chief  has decided to actually do something that may protect the wimmens & chillerns.

But in one rural Michigan township, the police chief has come up with a thoughtful, serious plan to do just that.
During his 33-year-career in law enforcement, Victor Pierce has seen the bodies of murdered children, and he’s struggled to reckon with it. After Sandy Hook, he felt compelled to do something, he says. So he decided to invite teachers and school administrators to participate in the reserve-officer-training program. After they’d completed the class, Pierce would swear them in as volunteer reserve officers, and if the school district gave its blessing, they could carry concealed weapons on campus.

Well I'll be......

 
Smarter than a 5th Grader?  

or.....

Dumber than a mud fence?

Maxine Waters, the nitwit Democrat from LA says that 170 million jobs will be lost if the Sequester goes through.  

In a Thursday press conference, California Democratic Rep. warned of job losses totaling 170 million if the sequester goes through.

Hmmmm?

A tragedy indeed. Except, there are only 140 million jobs in the country.  (Use GOOGLE, get your own link)





 





Duh?


 


Wednesday, February 27, 2013



Passed!

SNO passed his FAA Private Pilot Flight Test today!

Awesome job!!!


Tuesday, February 26, 2013




Dream....

Drone....

Whatever.
A Dirty Little Secret.... 

What would be the purpose of mandating that law abiding citizens register their lawfully obtained guns with the government?  In what way does that event safeguard the wimmens and chillern of America? Could there possibly be another reason?

Let me ruminate.......

Perhaps, THIS?

Guntersville (Ala.) Mayor Leigh Dollar is working with city officials to pass an ordinance that would give police the power to “disarm individuals” during a disaster, a chilling example of how the second amendment is being assaulted via the back door.

Yannow, they did this in New Orleans after Katrina right?  Well here is the video.  Educate yourself.  


Now, ask yourself...... how did the police know where to go?

Extra Credit:  Remember when the British tried to confiscate guns and ammo back in April of 1775?  No???

Hint: What was that phrase shouted by that angry white guy on horseback..."The British are coming!"  


 








Evolution of Liberal Dance.

Michelle Malkin explains the latest moves in the liberal repertoire.

File Under: Communicating with the Low Information Voter

H/T to the Lumberjack for this one!



Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

(on Tuesday)



The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes.


He frequently practices furtive looks to operate at peek efficiency.

I once knew a guy who had fish and chips every day for a year. His stomach took a battering.
 
Back on! 
 
Someday's the Disease takes charge.  Most days it doesn't.  

The battle continues, shift and fire.....




Hmmmmmm 

I thought Lil Poopy was Kanye West's stage name.

Everyday, I learns.......

Friday, February 22, 2013






Owens River 







Eastern Sierras....





44 degree days, snow capped mountain peaks, and some lively trout. Had the services of Guide Eric "Otis" Hein from the Trout Fitter in Mammoth California. Learned a lot about dry flys and nymphs.  More later. What a week!



It's Aloha Friday ...  
.....no work till Monday!!!
 



Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....




Back in town after a quick fly fishing trip in the Eastern Sierras.  Time to  unwind.  A Little CR-914 racing on Sunday.....have a GREAT weekend!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 



Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Monday, February 18, 2013




Outbound! 

Gear is ready, time is available, guide is available, so....why wait? 

I had no answer. Off I go. Bishop inbound...

 Postings will be light...

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 




Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
 

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 


When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.



Limp Wristing....

Maybe it's you?



Sunday, February 17, 2013






 
Self Portrait

waterproof iPhone to boot....

 




Wings vs Wild

3:00 PM PST

Let's Go Red Wings!!!



or something.....


John McCain shows leadership....or something.

Even though he will not vote for Chuck Hagel for secretary of defense, Senator John McCain told Meet the Press’s David Gregory he is “confident that Senator Hagel will probably have the votes necessary to confirm him as secretary of defense” when the Senate returns from its week-long recess.

“I don’t believe he is qualified, but I don’t believe that we should hold up his nomination any further,” McCain said. He said that the additional time was necessary “so the remaining questions would be answered.”




Saturday, February 16, 2013



Booked! 

Drift boat trip in April with Eastern Sierra Guide Service. 
It's Aloha Friday ...         
.....no work till Monday!!! 



Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....



Three day weekend.  gonna drop the Whaler in the water and scamper about. Catching up on some reloading and MAYBE some yard work.....have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Say What?

I keep reading comparisons stating that Chris Dorner is the modern day D'Chango.  I did not see the movie....Did olde D'Chango stop smoking on Ash Wednesday too?

Just axing.....


Room Temperature... 

So the cop killing, whacked out, ex cop, was roasted in a cabin in Big Bear late yesterday.  He assumed room temperature several hours after the embers were extinguished. Rot in hell you despicable SOB.

Of course I men that in a nice way.  I would not want to offend his "supporters" out there. 

Then again, screw them....


Tuesday, February 12, 2013





In The Can......  

Another State of the Union speech....delivered.


Hmmmm..... 

How can this be?  

I thought Obama shot Osama. 




The Reading of The Prompter. 

Ahh, it is that time of year. Tuesday in February....playing BINGO while the Vodkapundit,  Stephen Green liveblogs the "Reading of the Prompter" by president Zero, Our Hero.
 Maybe this will help ya.......
 
 
 

Monday, February 11, 2013






Just In Time!

That's right folks. Just in time for Tuesday's "Reading of the Prompter" we here at the Chronicles had another uh, gross, of Barack's BS Bingo cards printed up.  Stop by our centrally located offices and pick some up....or just cut & paste this card on to some recyclable paper and enjoy the show.  

You know the rules by now....

Rules for Barack  Bingo

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo Card"

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases during the speech.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

 

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players: 
 

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Mohamed M., Boston 
 

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - Joe B.,   Connecticut 



“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Hon. John R., Washington DC
 

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." - Hillary C, Chappaqua, NY

"There's a fly on his lip again."  Anon, San Diego