Monday, December 31, 2012




Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!
Be safe and we will see what 2013 brings forth!
 



Deal? No Deal??

Hard to say.  Drudge is all over the board with the prognostications.  My sense is we are jumping and the Wizards of Smart will do damage control on Wednesday.

Cheers! 




Fiscal Cliff?




Watch for this little fella in the New Year!

Monday's Pun(s) !!



The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.

The fish were shy - obviously koi.

After 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road. I thought it would probably be safer to make the basket at home.
 
Be careful out there folks....we have a New Year ahead!!!


Huh? 

Some linkage here from the Commie Bastard press. (No, not the MSM's, the actual commies)  HRH Hillary may have something a little more serious/  i dunno....

A new Foreign Military Intelligence (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today is saying that United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton [photo 2nd right] was injured, and a top US Navy Seal Commander killed when their C-12 Huron military passenger and transport aircraft crash landed nearly 3 weeks ago in the Iranian city of Ahvaz near the Iraqi border.

Most curious.  Recall, we were told the Commander committed suicide......



Saturday, December 29, 2012

Ghandi Banned! 

Facebook has banned a site for quoting Ghandi?  WTH?  The great and powerful Schmuckerberg does not like anti gun quotes....apparently. 

InfoWars.com is also now reporting that Facebook is running an across-the-board PURGE of pro-gun accounts. A huge number of accounts are all being systematically disabled or suspended, with all content being wiped clean.

So, of course, we cover them here.

We report. You decide.
Well, Well, well.....

Teachers are smart.  The Libtards tell us that all the time. More than 150 Utah teachers, school workers go to gun class.
 
Utah school employees who come to the free session say a gun would help them feel safer.

More than 150 Utah teachers and school workers took time off from their winter breaks Thursday to attend a free class on how to carry concealed weapons and respond to mass violence such as the recent shooting in a Connecticut elementary school.

It’s a course that’s been offered to Utah educators for more than a decade, but Thursday it attracted about 10 times as many people as usual, said Clark Aposhian, an instructor with Fairwarning Training and a chairman of the Utah Shooting Sports Council, which hosted the class with OPSGEAR. Aposhian said organizers had to turn away about 40 or 50 people for lack of space. 

Just don't shoot your eye out.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012












Truth in Advertising......




Nice Played Mr. Murray....

Nicely played.


 Happy Boxing Day! 






..........what?

Monday, December 24, 2012






Merry Christmas to you and yours from everyone here at the Chronicles. 






 Let It Be Christmas......







Uh, and A Merry Christmas to You Two, er Too.....

 
 
Monday's Christmas Pun(s) 



What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!


What does December have that other months don't have?
The letter D.


What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
They both drop their needles.

BONUS PUN!


"Why don't we ever hear about 'Olive,' the 10th reindeer?" asked Bert.
"What 10th Reindeer?" asked Scott.
"You know. Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

Friday, December 21, 2012


 



I........ 


...I Got Nothing.


(nananananananana Batman!)





Get Well Soon......


so you can testify.




Sailin Betty  




Just a reminder to check out Starboard Attitude.  

Hey....we gotta use the photos stolen from around the web somewhere!
















Carlos....he get's special treatment....
 
(wonder what Carlos means in English?)  ;-)
It's Aloha Friday ...       
 

.....no work till Monday!!!






Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Monday!  The heck with that...Monday is Christmas Eve!  No work till Wednesday!!  Yow za!
Have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!
Gun Control 

president Zero says he wants to have a dialogue on gun control.  Like most of his dialogues, this means, you and I need to agree with him or else.  The "or else" varies per application...see TARP, HARP, ObamaCare, Fiscal Cliff ..."negotiations".  

Yes, president Zero "negotiates" like a whiny teenager. He has the press carrying his baggage on this. Appointed that great intellect Joe Biden to head the search for a "solution". The MSM's have had their collective underwear in a bunch since the Sandy Hook incident.  They have the answer. We, i.e. you and I, are idiots and just need to accept their solution.  Gun control doesn't work in New York or Chicago?....tut, tut, tut, do not bring facts and logic into our discussion.

Thus, I have scoured the interwebs for a balanced view. Frankly, because I am to lazy to write it myself. Well, that and the fact that there are more competent folks out there to take pen in hand and espouse a view I can concur on. I know, I do the work, you get the results.  Call me generous.

One of the best is here.  Larry Correia. I know, it is a lengthy article.  I'll pull some excerpts for flavor here.  However, you owe it to your self to read the whole thing. Then pass it on. Yeah, it is that good.

Read the first few paragraphs. Credentials will impress you. 

A little background for those of you who don’t know me, and this is going to be extensive so feel free to skip the next few paragraphs, but I need to establish the fact that I know what I am talking with, because I am sick and tired of my opinion having the same weight as a person who learned everything they know about guns and violence from watching TV.

He knows what he is talking about.  Lays out the facts and his opinion in a no holds barred language.  So what's he say?  Well.....

Arm Teachers?

The average number of people shot in a mass shooting event when the shooter is stopped by law enforcement: 14. The average number of people shot in a mass shooting event when the shooter is stopped by civilians: 2.5. The reason is simple. The armed civilians are there when it started.

The teachers are there already. The school staff is there already. Their reaction time is measured in seconds, not minutes. They can serve as your immediate violent response. Best case scenario, they engage and stop the attacker, or it bursts his fantasy bubble and he commits suicide. Worst case scenario, the armed staff provides a distraction, and while he’s concentrating on killing them, he’s not killing more children.

Gun Free Zones?

Gun Free Zones are hunting preserves for innocent people. Period.

There were four mass killing attempts this week. Only one made the news because it helped the agreed upon media narrative.
  1. Oregon. NOT a gun free zone. Shooter confronted by permit holder. Shooter commits suicide. Only a few casualties.
  2. Texas. NOT a gun free zone. Shooter killed immediately by off duty cop. Only a few casualties.
  3. Connecticut. GUN FREE ZONE. Shooters kills until the police arrive. Suicide. 26 dead.
  4. China. GUN FREE COUNTRY. A guy with a KNIFE stabs 22 children.
And here is the nail in the coffin for Gun Free Zones. Over the last fifty years, with only one single exception (Gabby Giffords), every single mass shooting event with more than four casualties has taken place in a place where guns were supposedly not allowed.

Gun Control?

I do find one thing highly amusing. In my personal experience, some of the most vehement anti-gun people I’ve ever associated with will usually eventually admit after getting to know me, that if something bad happened, then they really hope I’m around, because I’m one of the good ones. Usually they never realize just how hypocritical and naïve that is.

Say "Hello" to my neighbors.  If I had a nickel for every time I have heard this, well, I would have a lot of nickels. 

Ban Guns?

Then you’ve got countries like Norway, with extremely strict gun control. Their gun control laws are simply incomprehensible to half of Americans. Not only that, they are an ethnically and socially homogenous, tiny population, well off country, without our gang violence or drug problems. Their gun control laws are draconian by our standards. They make Chicago look like Boise. Surely that level of gun control will stop school shootings! Except of course for 2011 when a maniac killed 77 and injured 242 people, a body count which is absurdly high compared to anything which has happened America.

Because once again, repeat it with me, criminals simply do not give a crap.

Go. Now. Read the whole thing. 

Print it out and leave it around your home for a few days. 

Knowledge is power. Get some. 




Thursday, December 20, 2012



Breast Cancer.   

 We here at the Chronicles are very concerned about this form of cancer.  That is why it pleases us to learn that a new study has shown some promise in the prevention thereof.  The University of California (Berkeley) has announced the results of a recent study. It seems that....well, I will let the good scientists explain....

Squeezing breasts 'can stop cancer'

 A little squeeze may be all that it takes to prevent malignant breast cells triggering cancer, research has shown.
Laboratory experiments showed that applying physical pressure to the cells guided them back to a normal growth pattern.
Scientists do not envisage fighting breast cancer with a new range of compression bras, but they believe the research provides clues that could lead to new treatments.

Who knew? Uh, um,......being sensitive guys, we here at the Chronicles call for further research on this form of treatment...studies, blind studies, double blind studies, group studies.....make it happen. Today. 

Do it for the children. (line forms behind, uh, me.)


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Better Hurry.....

...the Libtards are on the move. 

The Libtards are going for the guns. In Kallyfornia leftist legislator, Leland Yee, (D)umbass, San Francisco, is spouting hate.  The MSM's are up in arms.  The NRA seems to have gone in to hiding. My advice....buy early, buy often

The day after the shooting in Connecticut a lot of people in Colorado tried to buy a gun.
The Colorado Bureau of Investigation says it received 4,154 requests for background checks from potential buyers on Saturday.
That was so many the CBI couldn’t process them all and the backlog grew to nearly 18 hours. The Unit could only process 3,001 checks on Saturday.

"Couldn't process them all...".hmmmm.  This is how they will impact ownership ASAP.  Just slow the "process" down.  Think that cop on the street is waiting 18 hours for a background on a perp?  No.  However, you and I....meh. You will get your First Amendment rights....later, take a number.

Next!




 

Monday, December 17, 2012








       Whoa! 

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 



The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.

I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire.

Are people that live in both the Arctic and Antarctica called pollsters?


One Smart Fella.......

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Ban This!

No, Ban That!!

The People's Cube is slaying Libtards with their own logic!




Ban Guns?

Let's check out the results from Australia. How's that working for ya mate?  Feeling protected when flipping the old shrimp on the barbie are ya?

Wot say? Not so much eh.....

 



 
                                     


Hey, Wait a Minute..... 

I have not heard anything about this in the Main Stream Media.(MSM).
 
Ever wonder why the shooting at the Clackamass Town Center in Portland ended so quickly?  Nick Meli has an idea.  Don't hold your breath for an MSM follow up.  "CCW holder confronts armed nut" does not fit the narrative.



Gun Free Zones 

How's that working for ya?  Studies indicate that they provide a false sens of security.  Imagine that?!  Glenn Reynolds aka Instapundit has this to say:

Plenty of people — especially among America's political and journalistic classes — feel differently. They'd be much more comfortable seeing ordinary Americans disarmed. And whenever there is a mass shooting, or other gun incident that snags the headlines, they do their best to exploit the tragedy and push for laws that would, well, take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

There are a lot of problems with this approach, but one of the most significant is this one: It doesn't work. One of the interesting characteristics of mass shootings is that they generally occur in places where firearms are banned: malls, schools, etc. That was the finding of a famous 1999 study by John Lott of the University of Maryland and William Landes of the University of Chicago, and it appears to have been borne out by experience since then as well.

Who knew?  Certainly not our Congresspeoples.





Logic for Libtards  

I might have to start a series....




He's Back!! 

Like a bad smell that lingers....anti war protestor John "I Served in Viet Nam" Kerry is back.  Kerry the tax cheat is reportedly the front runner for Secretary of State. Why not?  With failure, doom, obfuscation and despair as the corner stones of the Obama Administration, olde Lurch will fit right in. Hillary has a headache and we the people get a pain in the ass.  How fitting.

Paging all Swift Boat Veterans.....battle stations!  We have a clean up on aisle one, Senate Chambers.




An Convenient Fall?

Scheduled to testify about her roll in the Benghazi Cover Up, HRH Hillary took a tumble and bumped her noggin.  So the story goes....

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sustained a concussion last week after becoming extremely dehydrated and fainting while suffering from a stomach virus, the State Department said.

The 65-year-old Clinton is recovering at home and has been advised by her doctors to continue to rest and avoid strenuous activity and cancel all work events for the next week.

Did not go to the hospital.  A cynic might question that.  Nevertheless, her testimony will have to wait.  Benghazi scandal, four dead Americans and we wait....




Statistics for Libtards



Today I have seized all baseball bats in my home and locked them up. According to the chart.....our world is now safe. What? Isn't that he logic?
A terrible tragedy has occurred and we do not know why. Pure evil reared it's ugly head, again. Many questions are yet to be answered. Nevertheless, my liberal "friends" cannot resist the opportunity to spew their views on guns in the aftermath. Exploitation at it's best. Have you no decency? Alas, the answer is no. Therein in lays the problem. Never let an opportunity go to waste. Shame on you.
Tiny, precious, full of life, children lost their precious lives today because of some miserable, disgusting, example of a piece of human debris. Yet YOU find it to be an important opportunity to come on FB and post your view on gun control. That's just pitiful. Have you locked up your baseball bats? Well, why not?

Here's an idea...stand down for a moment and say a prayer for the families of the survivors. Yeah, drop down on your fabulously toned, fit, legs and pray to God for them and the fact that you are safe tonight...by the grace of God. God, not gun control, a rule, or a political point of view.

Imagine that.

Thursday, December 13, 2012






Bwhahahahahahahahahahaa................







Honolulu Nights








Rocketman!! 

The object that North Korea sent into space on Wednesday appears to be “tumbling out of control” as it orbits the earth, U.S. officials told NBC News.

The officials said that it is indeed some kind of space vehicle, but they still haven’t been able to determine exactly what the satellite is supposed to do.


Maybe we should channel the Stones singing tumbling dice?


** I would have thought this was a Lumberjack creation.


Wednesday, December 12, 2012






Ahhhh Poetry......




Jimmy Hoffa

No, not the dead one.  Last I heard, Senior had lunch and then became a goal post footing at the Meadowlands or something like that. I mean the idiot son who used his name to climb to the top of the Union.  Never one to mince (no pun intended) words Jimmah the Younger is declaring that a civil war is about to erupt because the unions were bitch slapped by Michigan.  

What's that olde saying about people in glass houses?  Yeah, that one.  Seems Jimmah makes $400K a year shilling for the "workers" of Amerika.  When questioned about that...he gets, well, testy.  

When asked if he would be willing to take a pay cut to redistribute his earnings to the due payers he ostensibly represents – Jimmy Hoffa makes at least $300,000 a year – his response was rooted in classic liberal ideology.
“Well, I think, the answer is we got to have more taxes on people," he said. "I think we ought to raise the taxes on the rich people in this country. And I think everybody should do that. And I think we should have more taxes. And let’s make sure that everybody has equality of sacrifice and we should be paying more taxes just like Warren Buffet.”
In other words, Hoffa believes that wealthy Americans – excluding union leaders – should pay higher taxes to compensate the public sector workers they unabashedly swindle. Indeed, considering the top 1 percent of income earners in the United States make roughly $343,000 a year, Jimmy Hoffa is, by all estimations, as much a part of America’s so-called corporate greed problem as the Wall Street executives he patently derides. 

Hypocrite? Nah, just another Libtard.

 

Join A Union!

Lose your badself to the common good?  

Just asking.......






......a way of life.




Note To Self: 

Time to check in with the Northwest Roving Editor. Apparently some updates are in order. Who knew he got a promotion and a new car? Well, had a new car.

A Chimacum man told police he purposefully jumped his car over an embankment and onto a beach in Port Townsend to keep a natural high going after surviving a harrowing day at sea.

Port Townsend police said Joshua Duane Hannum, 35, told officers he had "a couple beers" and "a lot of adrenaline" leading up to the decision to drive the car westbound off the end of Water Street, launching his car over the breakwater about 12 feet to the beach below.

Hmmm...a "Chimcum man"? I have heard of Harvard Men, Michigan Men, Trojan Men but......Chimicum? 



Union Thugs, Part II

Apparently, them Union Thugs don't like hot dogs. Haters gonna hate.

Union Thugs Demolish Clint Tarver’s Iconic Lansing,Michigan Hot Dog Cart [Photo-Donation Link] Update: Thugs Yelled “N*gger Uncle Tom”

 Can't wait until I hear Ed Shultz spewing that Mr. Tarver did this to himself. 

 Then again, maybe they thought they were at the premiere of "Django"

Union Thugs.

Right on cue, the bussed in mass of Union Thugs assembled and charged yet another state capital building yesterday.  This time the roving band of bearded, overweight, underemployed, semi retired, benefit whores were in Michigan.  The legislature was voting on the passage of "right to work" laws. Those are laws that simply prevent the Union Thugs from grabbing mandatory dues from those who do not want to belong to a thuggish gang or union.  

See Unions bosses want them dues to be mandatory.  That way they sit around spending the millions on fat paychecks for themselves while funneling some of the $$ to their favorite candidates. Then they demand favors from those same candidates. As demnostrated in Wisconsin and Indiana the only way to shut down this vicious cycle is to cut off the cash at it's source...the poor dues paying worker who is forced to contribute. Even though he/she may not agree with the position of the Thugocracy.

Doubt me?....check out the union encampment in Petosky, Michigan. Walter Reuther died when his union owned Lear jet crashed while taking him there in 1970. Fondly called the Walter & May Reuther Family Education Center. 
A little $33 million dollar hideaway that the union was trying to unload until....the bailout was announced. Your union dues at work.  I do note that union members can join the club....for a reduced rate.

But, I digress.....

The Michigan legislature boldly went where no Michigan politician had dared to go since the day after Jimmy Hoffa went to lunch.  They approved the law and the thugs went wild.  They collapsed a tent on some women and elderly serving coffee.  They also pounced upon Steven Crowder and attempted to give him a good thrashing. All was recorded on video. 


Now that the video is out, the sycophants are claiming that the Tea Party collapsed their own tent and Crowder punched himself.  You can't make this crap up....

Today is a new day in Michigan.  You have a right to work without some union thug demanding a slice of your paycheck.  That, is a good thing.




UPDATE: Jonah Goldberg over at NRO Online:

Second, and perhaps more important, facts will always drive public policy — eventually. The plight of certain states will naturally lead to homegrown reforms. And it’s worth noting that conservative institutions are thick on the ground to advocate and argue for free market policies. Enormous progress has been made with state-based think tanks (By the way: Congrats to the Mackinac Center in Michigan!) over the last couple decades. The fight in Washington may be bogged down, but the fights on the ground in the various states are going better than we might of hoped.

Except of course in California, where you people are doomed.

Indeed...




I......
....I Got Nothing. 



MADRID (AP) -- Spanish authorities say they have arrested a Panamanian woman arriving at Barcelona airport with 1.38 kilograms (3 pounds) of cocaine concealed in breast implants.

The Interior Ministry said Wednesday that border police noticed fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on her chest as well as pale patches beneath her skin.
 
The woman said she had recently had breast implant surgery. The statement said police were suspicious and sent her to a local hospital where the implants were removed and found to contain cocaine.

The woman arrived in Spain from Bogota, Colombia.


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

California Dreamin..... 


Here we come....to Texas.  Yup, more Californians gave up the American Dream of coastal living near the beaches of the left coast last year.  They headed east for tax relief, jobs and growing economies in Arizona, Texas and others.

About 100,000 more people moved away from California in 2011 than relocated to the Golden State, according to the latest report from the U.S. Census Bureau.
The trend can be explained, in part, in monetary terms. Even in an economic boom, the cost of living in California has increased, prompting people to move out, and, in recent years, unemployment in the state has skyrocketed.