No Mosque 

Just say no.

Why? You said you would never forget.

Watch. 

Need MORE? 

Now run along and build it somewhere else.

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow.

Topiary is at the cutting edge of garden design.

I really do have a photographic memory -- I just haven't developed it yet.

Post Turtle.






The guy is a frickin Post Turtle.

Enuff said.

It's Aloha Friday...  

...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de 

doo ... 

.....a little Friday night & Sunday afternoon CR-914 racing, sand dabs, playing with the Seadoo and maybe start the deck extension...All Summer Long.  Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 

(click) Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

 POSTS!

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000, 2000,

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No Town Hall For YOU!

Beat Whitey Night?


Yup.  At the Iowa State Fair. Seems some black youts stormed the fair and started chanting Beat Whitey Night while, er,  beating them some white folks.  They even beat up two cops!  Gubbermint officials are investigating to see if race was a factor.


Seriously?!

Kidstoned chewable valium

Michael | MySpace Video

Oldie but a goodie....

JD Lost! 

JD Hayworth lost his primary bid to unseat the failed fighter pilot, ex Maverick, Keating Five Scandal Member, Military Veteran, & Newly Minted "Conservative", John McCain. 

McCain fertilized the voters with $21 million dollars of BS and other crap to somehow appear as a Republican. 

McCain wants to return to the Senate to wipe up something. 






Thanks Arizona.....you were doing so good.

Ben Quayle Wins!!  

PHOENIX - The son of former Vice President Dan Quayle has won the GOP nomination in Arizona's 3rd Congressional District.

Way. To. Go!!!

KISS.... a military tribute.

Yeah baby!!

Hockeyball.......

...the season is almost here.

 Changing Times.....

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels
and mortgaged the Promise Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the
wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement fund, etc... I called a Suicide
Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Overheard....

Obama: Tee-ing off nation, 1 Sunday at a time (Click)

"Who knew Muslims enjoyed playing golf so much." Rush Limbaugh

"But many of Mr. DeLay’s actions remain legal only because lawmakers have chosen not to criminalize them." (Click)  (Ed Note: Duh!)


The Hill reports that, according to Sen. John Kerry, “very active” efforts are underway to reach a negotiated settlement with the Taliban.  (Ed Note: What could possibly go wrong?  I mean it's John Frickin Kerry)

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

After my ear operation I feel sound.

If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize

Don't Pee in My Pool 

We all heard it growing up.  The pools even have signs telling you not to do it.  It's a matter of hygiene yes, but it also involves good taste.  Civilized folks just don't do that. 

So you have a friend over from a far away land and you take him to the public pool and you find him taking a whiz.  Seems in his country it is a religious tradition and he wonders aloud why you are offended.  You try to explain that in this country that's just not how it's done.  He calls you un-enlightened, intolerant and suggests you are a hypocrite. His friends chime in and demand to know why you hate them for following tradition.  They are only looking to broaden your narrow minded views.  Even your Constitution supports them.  Clearly you are the problem.

So goes the Ground Zero Mosque debate. 

It just ain't right. That's it.  I don't care whose goat you worship, it ain't right.   

Aunt Zeituni.......

is a horses petuti


The daylight is beginning to shine on the basis for her claim of asylum...it ain't pretty.



You’ll recall that Obama’s Aunt Zeituni Onyango was granted asylum in the U.S.A. three months ago after a hearing before the Executive Office for Immigration Review. The Hearing Officer was Leonard Shapiro, up there in Boston.
Well, the Boston Globe has been giving us some details of Judge Shapiro’s reasoning, details winkled out of the Justice Department via a Freedom of Information Act request. Reading the Globe report, you can see why the government would much rather not have released these details. Judge Shapiro’s reasoning is, not to put too fine a point on it, a blazing disgrace to the American legal profession.
It is now perfectly plain that Aunt Zeituni received preferential treatment because of her connection to Obama. Her asylum claim is utterly without merit, and Judge Shapiro’s adjudication of it demonstrates beyond doubt that we live in a nation not of laws, but of men — and men’s aunts.

Go read the whole thing.  We not only give ole Zero a free job with multiple vacations, now his family is being supported by you and I.  Is this a great country or what?!

It's Aloha Friday...  

...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de 

doo ... 

.....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, sand dabs, playing with the Seadoo and doing a brake job on the Land Rover...  Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 

(click) Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

This....
 

Gold bullion stolen from Florida treasure museum

Strikes me as sort of pulling on Superman's cape, spitting in to the wind or pulling the mask on the olde Lone Ranger.....


Mel was a pretty tough old cookie in his day.  I don't think the rest of the crew fell to far from the tree. I mean, if you rob the Louve, the French gendarmes will hunt you down.  If you rob a pirate .....


Nobody ever said criminals were smart. 

 

Hey Hey

Must be time for a vacation.

Don't Let Them Down......

Monday's Pun(s) !!!


John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. 

I'm drawn to art. 

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

It's Aloha Friday...  

...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de 

doo ... 

.....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, sand dabs, playing with the Seadoo and a little float trip down the Colorado River near Yuma...  Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 

(click) Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Two Years Ago...

August 12, 2008.  I stood on a beach, on an island and got the call I did not want to hear.  My dear sister was gone.  The cancer had prevailed.  She had been gallant in the battle, but the fight was over.  

Last month, I was on the same beach, on the same island....and I made my peace.  Carthartic, it was.  I miss you Ginny.  However, I know you are in a better place.  Give Mom and Dad a hug for me.  

All my love...

Leading by Example


president Zero, Our Hero is practicing the olde Leadership by Example mime this weekend.  He is traveling to the Gulf Coast to show the downtrodden and un-employed how to have a vacation.  What better way to show leadership than to drop in on the poor decimated by your policies and spend 27 hours or so vacationing.  Look here you waifs, this is how you vacation!!


Of course, this is just a quick stop as Zero and his wife Moochelle are off to Nantucket next week to recoup in a $50K a week "home". 

Makes ya wanna ask.......when does this sumbitch work? 

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Say What?!!

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

If an actress has a screaming role, can we say she eeks out a living?

He can flawlessly set up a tent. He has perfect pitch.

The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.

Hey, hey!

Hey!

The Kids Are Alright....

Young scouts speak out.

Modo Comes Home

Waaayyy cool.  Time to get me a new jersey......

"I think it was more so on my wife’s radar than anything,'' Modano said. "She wanted me to go play, and especially in Detroit to kind of shove it up everybody’s ... you know.   That was her precise words and she felt it was a great opportunity to do that in Detroit and loved the Red Wings and knew it was one of our rivals. She felt going in there and having the chance to play with good players was a real good opportunity.’’

Smart woman.

Heard This One at Camp Last Week...

Yeah Toast!!!!

It's Aloha Friday...  

...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de

doo ... 

.....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, sand dabs, some work on the deck and some deserved bit of chillaxin.  Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 

(click) Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

(* Rumbear on a Star Boat circa 1985)

Hiroshima, 6th August 1945

 Went for a morning drive around Shelter Island and came across a gaggle of news truck parked on the end by the Harbor Police hangout. I did not know what the gathering was for.

Apparently the locals were using the Yokohama Friendship Bell Building donated by our sister city as a stage to commemorate the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  Good for them.

I look forward to seeing them all at the Pearl Harbor Memorial in December.  War is hell, that's why you should not start them.  You start a fight, we will finish it.  It's the American way.

Here's Toby Kieth explaining the concept....

This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way 

 Carry on.

 

UPDATE:  Happy Peace Through Victory Day!!

I Like Toast.
French Toast on a boat.....even better.

Stuck In My Head..... 


Thanks Bob!!

"All Summer Long"

It was 1979*, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

[Chorus:]
And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again

[Repeat Chorus x2]

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

*(Editorial privilege asserted.)

Gay Judge Overturns Gay Marriage Ban in California.

The dickens you say?!  Why who?, who??, could have predicted this!?


On to the Supremes Court after a brief stop in the circus that is the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. 

 

 

All Summer Long......

Crank it up!

He, he, he, he, ......

 I'm Good With This......

Obama Won’t Speak In-Person at Boy Scouts’ 100th Anniversary Celebration But Will Appear on ABC TV’s ‘The View’ 

 
Monday, July 26, 2010
 
By Penny Starr, Senior Staff Writer
 
(CNSNews.com) – President Barack Obama, the honorary chairman of the Boy Scouts of America, will not speak in-person before the group on Wednesday at Fort A.P. Hill in Virginia, as part of the organization's 100th anniversary celebration. However, the president is sending a videotaped message to the scouts for Wednesday, the same day he will be in Manhattan to tape an appearance for ABC TV’s talk show “The View.”

I mean, it's not like they have anything in common anyway.  

Obamacare......

The chart shows one third of what's coming.......

Back in the Saddle....


again......

Home from scout camp.  Emerald Bay was great.  19 scouts out and 19 back.  Best photo is right there....Happy Campers getting a care package from home. 

Canoeing, diving and having scout fun.

Maybe 


this is why none of my sailing friends seem to have arthritis. 


Just saying...

Cheers!

Monday's Pun(s) !!! !

The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Did you hear about the nervous preacher? He had sweaty psalms.

The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.