"If anything can go wrong, it will"
Ahhhh........ Murphy's Law. Did you know Murphy's lesser known dictums?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
An optimist is never pleasantly surprised.
Smart guy, that Murphy.
I can only hope that this is my problem this year
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